Your Balls Should Have Been Ben Wah Balls

You called me for a little bit of humiliation and I gave it to you and you didn't even have the balls to stand up for it. In fact, that little tiny rice dick was so small that you couldn't even find it in a box of white rice. Your little balls are like tiny marbles. They should have been stuffed up your ass as a pair of ben wah balls or in Chinese 内用球 - you know, those little vagina balls (yīndàoqiú) that women roll around in their cunts? LOL Yeah - your balls are just like them. Stuff 'em in your ass.