Friday, March 16, 2007

Did the Doctor Help You with Your Small Dick Problem?

Did the doctor help you with your small dick problem? You said that you wanted to make it bigger so I would stop going around fucking other men and I told you that he probably couldn't help you. I mean come on, it's genetics babe, and you just don't have the right genes to put a nice big stick in your jeans if you know what I mean. I didn't want to hurt your feelings when we first started dating so I didn't say anything, but you know that I couldn't take it much longer. I swear fucking you sometimes is like masturbating without a dildo and it leaves me needing so much more. I didn't want to tell you this, but I like masturbating even better.

Babe, don't cry. There are other things you can do for me besides being a little dick loser. You can clean the kitchen and mop the floors after work. I think that's a great idea. So come on, be my little dick sissy maid and get busy.

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